Friday, April 11, 2008

Crazy Other Moms

So, I didn't tell you about the bitch mom that was in the park yesterday. She was sitting right next to me on the bench and not paying attention to her 3 children AT ALL. She was just reading her US magazine and catching up on the latest from Britney. Now, to be fair my ass was on the bench the whole time too, but my eyes were glued to my kid. I had to yell at him a couple times to put down the huge stick he decided to swing around and almost hit other kids. ugh. boys.

Anyway, the bitch mom's older kid was about 8-9 yrs old, and the younger 2 (I heard her say twins) were around 5 or 6. They were so big! There were so many little kids at the park, of course because it was a beautiful day. She may have said to them 20 times to be careful of the little kids, did they listen? NO. Did she ever really instill the fear that they really need to watch the little kids? NO. She just went back to her magazine. Then the icing on the cake. One of the twins decided to ride his bike through the playground, almost hitting MY KID! I had to actually pull him out of the way of the moving bike (luckily he was within arms reach of the bench-heehee) But still! The bitch mom never said a word to me. Not even a little 'I'm sorry.' The incident was right next to us so I KNOW she saw the whole thing. Plus I yelled "watch it!!" All she said was to her kid "You need to ride on the grass, stay out of the playground" Did he listen? NO. As we were leaving (about 5 min later) he was still riding all over the playground trying to avoid hitting other kids.

Oh and the kicker of it all is there wasn't a helmet on that kid! Sorry, but that is a huge pet peeve of mine. Not only b/c it's the law, but I saw that kid fall off that bike at least 3 times. One day he is really going to get hurt....
although, now that I think about it, she could have been a nanny. Who knows.

That's when we headed to the beach. There was a mom there who was wearing pink sweatpants with something written across her ass. And when she bent over to pick up the kite I could see MOST of the top of her rainbow thong. Thanks for the show lady.

But all in all it was a nice day. The Kid was so happy he got to play in the sand and he found 2 'treasures' a shell and a seagull feather.

1 comment:

AndreAnna said...

I could write a novel on the scum that are park moms.

A long, long novel.

It's a wonder I haven't been in a fist fight yet. LOL